Are Tesla’s Biggest Fans Finally Ghosting Elon?

There was a time—maybe not long ago, depending on how you count internet years—when owning a Tesla felt like driving the future. The logo itself? A quiet middle finger to Big Oil, gridlock, and everything boring about car culture. The … Continue reading Are Tesla’s Biggest Fans Finally Ghosting Elon?

DOGE, COBOL, and the Myth of 150-Year-Old Social Security Ghosts

So… apparently, the Social Security Administration is paying checks to the undead. Or so the rumor mill says. Elon Musk cracked a tweet about 150-year-olds showing up in the government database, and boom—suddenly, everyone thinks America’s pension system is bankrolling … Continue reading DOGE, COBOL, and the Myth of 150-Year-Old Social Security Ghosts